Six degrees of separation

Right. So this was never going to be the easiest post to write, nor is it a post i ever thought i would need to write at any stage. 

Lee and i split up.

Before i begin to write more, i just want to inform you that this post and all other subsequent posts won't be for the purpose of bashing my ex. Despite the way things have turned out, Lee is still Dexters Dad and i don't want my blog to become a place of negativity and animosity.

I do, however, have to address the elephant in the room. 

My blog cannot continue as if Lee never even existed so i have to, without going into too much detail, explain what happened on some level.

Ok, so the last time i felt close to Lee was on holiday. It was September this year and we had decided to hire a lodge for the week in Somerset. We were so looking forward to spending some family time together as Lee had been so bogged down with work and the various work based qualifications he was doing. I was unbelievably proud of all of the effort he was going to to try and secure a career and a future for our family, but acknowledged that he massively needed a break from it all. The lodge itself was lovely and so close to Cheddar Gorge, surrounded by beautiful rolling hills and picturesque  countryside, ideal for getting away from it all. 

We had lots planned and took Dexter out everyday, Lee even drove all the way to Southampton so we could visit Peppa Pig World. If you haven't been, i highly recommend it by the way!

The last day of our trip, a friday, it was our 4 year anniversary. We took Dexter to a huge wildlife park before taking the long journey back home. 

I look back at it now and i really couldn't see it coming. I remember us being stuck in traffic and playing the numberplate game, crying laughing at each others stupid answers. It's basically when you take the letters from a numberplate and use them to make a stupid sentence. And by stupid, i mean usually rude! I also remember us laughing our heads off at how bumpy Grandpa pigs boat ride was at Peppa Pig world. Then i think about the friday when Lee was driving to the wildlife park and he grabbed my hand and kissed it and told me he loved me. 

We took Dexter to Weston Super Mare on the first day there, and we walked along the seafront. He took me there once before when we had just started dating, and we'd walked in the moonlight and talked about the future. Well it was exactly the same, but just under 4 years on with a little one in tow. We talked about our wedding, buying a house, getting a new car, having more kids. I literally couldn't have been more happy if i tried.

The next part is the worst. As i said earlier, i'm not going to go into too much detail. All i can say is that i was made aware that we were splitting up about 2 weeks after returning from that holiday. I could sense something was off during that time, but just put it down to post holiday blues. Either that or i was too scared to ask incase it was the inevitable. During that time, we bickered. He would be distant, on his phone all the time, late from work and this wound me up. Don't get me wrong though, i wasn't without my issues. I had anxiety that had gone untreated for so long, it had made me frightened to even leave the house at times. I had a massive problem trusting people which in turn, made me paranoid that everyone around me was out to betray me. This could not have been easy to live with at all. I had gone from being bubbly, friendly and outgoing to possessive, suspicious and, essentially, a nervous wreck. 

To cut a long story short, Lee told me he was thinking of leaving me on a wednesday morning. I remember because i had planned to drive over to his parents house and take Dexter to see them. I still did this, and i really don't know how i did. His mom and i took Dexter to the park and i spent the whole time hugging her and crying. I hoped it was all just some horrible nightmare and that he'd change his mind. 

I cried. She cried. It was one of the worst days i have ever experienced.

People often try to describe heartbreak, and you really don't understand the feeling until you go through it. I felt like my soul had been crushed and there was a deep physical pain in my chest that just wouldn't go away. I spent day after day crying, but trying so hard not to as Lee was still living with me at the time. I tried to convince myself that if i made more effort, sought help for my anxiety and acted nicely towards him, he would see that i was still the same girl he fell in love with four years before and change his mind. 

So stupidly, i made sure his washing was done, cooked him food, tidied our bedroom, lit scented candles, ran him baths...but all to no avail.

His mind was already made up and all i had been holding onto was false hope. I was trying to hold onto the family we had built, but it had completely slipped through my fingers. 

I looked at Dexter and felt like a complete and utter failure. After we had lost our first baby, all i had ever wanted was to bring a little one into the world who we could love and cherish as much as we loved and cherished each other. A kid who would look up to us and admire how strong our relationship stayed. We always used to joke that we were Mick and Linda Carter from Eastenders. Solid as a rock and together for years and years, making our kids cringe at our OTT displays of affection and terms of endearment. I tried to watch Eastenders once since Lee left and all it did was make me cry.

So, after telling me on the Wednesday that he was thinking of leaving, he spent four more days with us. They were unbelievably difficult days filled with worry and mistrust. He assured me that he would have some time to himself and that he could still see us having more kids together and that he still loved me. So off he went after work on the following monday, taking a small bag of clothes and toiletries with him.

I will never forget that first night without him. It was the closest i had been to hell on Earth since my miscarriage. I put one of his hoodies on, cuddled up to his pillow and cried the whole night. My engagement ring was a constant reminder of the fact that i had failed at the one thing i thought i was doing right in life...keeping my family happy. 

Everything felt so difficult then. I couldn't eat, sleep or function normally and i was struggling to settle into my new role as a single parent. I was so angry because i hadn't asked for any of this!

I remember sitting on my phone, googling which were the best sleeping tablets to take for a successful overdose. I became obsessed with the idea of ending my own life because i just couldn't take all of this pain anymore.

Luckily, during the time i was trying to hold onto Lee, i had made an appointment with my GP to address my anxiety and depression and finally acknowledge i had a problem. The day finally arrived and i reluctantly  went along, only to spend 10 minutes sobbing my heart out to my very lovely and understanding doctor. She gave me some tablets to help me sleep, referred me to a counsellor and booked me in for a fasting blood test that week to determine if there were any underlying health issues that could be exacerbating my anxiety and depression. She seemed to think i had post natal depression which, because i had left it untreated, had manifested itself as severe depression and anxiety. Since leaving the hospital with Dexter, i had become so psychotic i had convinced myself that if i told my health visitor how i was feeling, they would take Dexter away. So every questionnaire she presented me with, i lied and circled the answers she wanted to see. 

I saw my miscarriage as letting Lee down and me losing his chance of Fatherhood, so i wasn't prepared to risk losing another child by telling anyone i was suffering with my own thoughts.

Moving on to the present day...

Lee has been living with another woman ever since he left and they are together and happy. I have to admit, i struggled with it all a lot initially. In fact, it nearly killed me. But i have done my fair share of shouting at him about all of his wrongdoings and he has shouted back at me about mine, so i guess it's all water under the bridge now.

I have actually been a lot better since Lee left, which are words i never thought i would say. The first month or so was hell, but time is a great healer. 

I managed to see a counsellor, who is brilliant and i am pleased to say i have since been signed off for suicidal thoughts. I actually can't remember the last time i thought about ending my life, and it feels great to have come so far. I am also currently on no medication and have found out i am actually anaemic, so have regular B12 injections to help with that. In turn, they have boosted my metabolism massively, and i have lost just under two stone in weight. 

My confidence has sky rocketed and my anxiety levels have dropped massively. I find it much easier to leave the house now and i get out really regularly with Dexter. I have been panic attack free for well over a month now and i feel much less tense in built up areas and crowds than i did a few moths ago. It feels like i've voluntarily locked myself in a cage for years and have finally had the courage to use the key and explore a little. I cannot tell you how much courage i have had to muster to do that.

I have even been on a few dates, with the same lovely guy might i add! Won't go into that here though...

Looking to the future, I have looked into training to be a midwife. It's something i had always had an interest in but more so since becoming a mother myself. Seeing all the hard work the midwives at the hospital put in day in day out to help me when i had pre eclampsia, then how they nursed me back to health after my emergency c section, it just inspired me to want to help other mums.

So i am applying to start a health and social care level three course in September of next year, which i can then go on to university with and become a fully fledged midwife! I'm so enjoying feeling ambitious again after such a long time!

Other than that, who knows what the future will bring.

Today i have found difficult because i was sorting out Lee's paperwork etc and came across cards to each other from various christmases, fathers days, mother days and birthdays. They were hard to read and i admit, i had a little cry. Not because i hold onto hope that he still means the words he wrote back then, or that i still love him. 

It just brought all of the hurt flooding back.

In all honesty, i don't think i'll ever fully understand what happened. We both have our cross to bear and no one is claiming to be perfect.

All i want now is for our very broken and disjointed family to somehow work together. 

For our sanity.

Ultimately, for Dexter.

Until next time,

Laura 

XxxX

...so you think you can parent?!

I often feel that my life is like a very disorganised version of the generation game. Remember that? Jim Davidson (i was a 90's kid) would make a few saturday prime time friendly jokes, some woman would walk on and pretend to be a bit dim and contestants would attempt to spin plates or make a vase while everyone laughed at them. Oh, and the conveyor belt at the end. Everything passes by so fast and there are that many bloomin' things going on, it's pretty much impossible to take everything in! This, i find, very much resembles what being a parent is like. I always remembered the cuddly toy though!

Before i had Dexter, i would try to plan my parenting experience in my head. I would go on sites such as pinterest and makes boards, planning out what my future child would wear, how i would discipline them, what they would eat, what games i would play with them etc. I soon found out that there is no room for planning when you are a parent! I mean, you can make sure a bottle is made up ready for bedtime and make sure their clothes are clean, but nearly everything else is decided by your little one. They determine what time you eat, sleep, leave the house, have a shower...children are essentially tiny dictators who make you think you're organised and then crush your dreams at the last minute!

Don't get me wrong, there are a lot of wonderful things about being a parent, but anyone with children will know how much more you value your downtime once you have little people in the house. It's a crazy time in your life because there are so many highs and lows in the space of a day, you actually don't know what kind of mood you're in. You're just too busy to think about you!

It's also impossible to fully explain to people who don't have kids, what it's like to have them. You talk about the sleeplessness, nappy explosions, annoying task of fitting the car seat...but then you try to explain all of the good things and they just make you sound like you're getting a really raw deal.

"yeah, i had to scrape poo off the back of his neck but he did this really cute smile afterwards and it made it all worthwhile'...

People without kids look at you like you're insane! There is no way i would have wiped poo off anyone before i had Dexter, let alone regarded a gummy grin as suitable compensation for such a task! 

As i type, Lee is playing Fifa and we are both eating crisps without having to share them! Amazing!

Which brings me to my reason for writing this particular post. I am looking for  bit of blog inspiration and am planning on writing a series of blog posts, depending on how much info i source, about things that generally pee you off since you have become a parent! Having only had one child myself, i am yet to experience a lot of things, good and bad, that parenting has to offer. I just think it would be interesting, and a bit of a laugh, to all have a moan and share a few stories! 

To get the ball rolling, my biggest peeve by far since becoming a parent , is when people without children park in the parent and child parking in the supermarket car park! I could literally rant about this for a good hour, possibly without taking a breath. It drives me bananas!! 

So, i would much appreciate your ideas and anecdotes. When you have thought of anything you might want to share with me, either pop it in the comments here on my blog, Tweet me @dextersmummy, or send me a comment or message on my Dexters mummy Facebook page! If you know me personally, you can also let me know via my personal Facebook profile or drop me a text!

So, let's all have a communal moan and find some common ground! Pretty sure we've all got some hilarious stories and many many annoyances to share! 

Until next time,

Laura Xxx

Here is Dexter modelling his Nutella chops.

Nothing is ever fully clean again once your child starts to crawl!!

Any Regrets?

So i type this as i sit in my living room, alone and feeling sorry for myself. My fiancé has gone with his mate from work to watch Walsall v Chelsea which has left me at home with Dexter. This wouldn't bother me half as much if i wasn't feeling so unwell. Dex has had a diarrhoea bug for the past few days and i'm pretty sure that me feeling achey and under the weather is something to do with him passing it on to me! Now he's gone to bed, however, and the silence is deafening. I really really hate being at home on my own. It makes me think too much. 

When i was about 15, i was convinced that i would be a world famous tattoo artist by the time i was 21. I thought that i would be able to ensure the financial stability of everyone around me and i would date some heavily tattooed bloke in a band who would think i was bloody marvellous. We would be the next Sid and Nancy...without the drugs and death though obviously! All of my friends would be these arty, alternative types with crazy coloured hair and piercings and i would live in London in some massive gothic mansion.

As you can tell, my life panned out very differently! I often wonder what would have happened if i just went with what i wanted to do and applied to uni, instead of letting myself be talked out of it by my then boyfriend. He was a big underachiever who had a much higher opinion of his xbox than me and, looking back now, i just can't believe i let someone like that have such control over my life and my future. I remember going on a residential trip to London with my A-Level media class and absolutely loving the rush and noise of the city...and that just never left me. 

What actually happened to me is not exactly glamorous. I started working in my local Asda café when i was 16 and started seeing a bloke who started out like Dr Jekyll and ended up very much like  Mr Hyde. For some reason, despite physical and mental abuse, i carried on seeing him for five long years. That was until someone else caught my eye. He was tall and tanned and fit and, although i had been monogamous for my entire relationship, i found myself thinking about him more and more. He was funny and witty too, literally the most gorgeous man i had ever seen. He was also friends with my boyfriend at the time. Part of me knew that i should end my relationship but, every time i tried to, he would cry and beg for me back. He would tell me he was sorry for all of the nasty things he did and said and that he would never do it again. Trouble was, i was sick of hearing it every week. I was tired of feeling lied to and betrayed all the time and, slowly but surely, i stopped feeling any loyalty towards him whatsoever. 

I went out one day with this guy as i needed to shop for my best friends birthday present and we kissed...a lot. It was never my intention to go about things the way i did, but we knew that we liked each other. 

Lee and i on one of our first dates at the Sealife centre.

Needless to say, it all got very messy for a while and my name was dragged through the mud at work (did i mention we all worked together?). My then ex went around like butter wouldn't melt, crying to anyone who would listen about how i betrayed him and how i was so horrible. He of course, failed to mention the time he picked me up by my throat or the time he pushed me so hard against my chest of drawers, my back was black and blue. Funny that! I could have written a book on betrayal after that relationship, but my new fella helped me re write all of the pages of my story. 

Within 4 months of our relationship starting, we had moved out together and he had asked me to marry him! As you may have guessed, this lovely new man is my Lee. The absolute love of my life and the reason i have a beautiful son asleep upstairs right now. 

So, to answer the the question, no! I have no regrets! Not a single one! The way i see it is, if i had gone to university i might never have met Lee and had Dexter.

Much better than a degree, don't you think?

So, next time someone tries to make you feel bad for how your life has panned out, or makes you feel like becoming a mother is not a bloody massive achievement, have a think. Think carefully about how your life could be without your little one and your partner. I'm betting, despite the sleeplessness and looking like a bit of a wreck from time to time, you wouldn't change it for the world! (Also, give that person a dead leg from me!!)

Until next time,

Laura Xxx

We moved house!!

It's so good to be back!! My life has changed so much since my last post, we have loads to catch up on!

Ok, so i don't think i've ever discussed this on here, but Lee, Dexter and myself were all living with my parents up until 2 weeks ago. I know, i am 25 and i was still living with my parents...and with a fiancé and baby to boot! The situation really wasn't ideal, no matter how welcome my parents thought they were being. There just comes a time in your life when you want to be in your own little family bubble, and it was very difficult to feel like a little family when we weren't in our own home. It was starting to put a strain on Lee and i as we just never felt fully relaxed and, although people might disagree, i feel that Dexter could sense that we weren't fully happy and i just don't think that he should be around negativity on a day to day basis. 

So, after talking about it a lot, Lee and i decided we were going to find a place of our own! We wanted somewhere that was close to a good school, preferably in a quiet area and with decent neighbours. Also, we wanted the house itself to be finished to a high standard and to have a garden  because we were planning to live there for a long time. Not much on our checklist was there?! While Lee was at work, i was scrolling through right move and booking viewings with various estate agents. Luckily, the house we now actually live in was only the second place we looked at and we knew as soon as we stepped inside that it was the house for us!

Obviously, i can't go into too much detail about where it is that we live. What i can say is that we absolutely love living here! We are in a lovely little cul-de-sac full of other children ranging from Dexters age to around 10 years old and our next door neighbours are lovely! Oh, and their dog is called Dexter!

So, aside from being crazy busy, we have had to wait two weeks for our internet to be installed, hence the silence on my part. I'm sorry! But i assure you, i have lots of ideas for upcoming posts and i won't be going away again any time soon! Oh, and while i'm here, i just want to thank the 900 people who have followed me on twitter! It's such a huge milestone for me. I know i'm not quite Zoella and sometimes i don't even have the chance to brush my hair until midday, but to this girl, you are all amazing and very much appreciated! :) Thank you so much!

So please keep 'em peeled for my future posts and thanks for reading! It's Friday night so i'm off to watch 8 out of 10 cats does countdown with Lee, eat some crisps and recline on our new sofa! i know, we are the coolest people you have ever come across...

*ahem*

Anyway, until next time,

much love, Laura XxxX

Things you never imagined would change when becoming a parent...but did

Ok, so there are obvious things which change when becoming a parent. We all know about the privacy thing and the waking up in the night thing...but what about the things midwives and doctors don't tell you about? The things that only other moms and dads will confess to if you are very close friends with them...or they very openly write on facebook?! (Depends on the person i suppose!)

There have been quite a few occasions where I have thought 'if you had told me a year ago I would be doing this/saying this/like this i wouldn't have believed you'. So let me elaborate and maybe we can find some common ground? Either that or you will think I am absolutely mental and never read my blog again!! You win some, you lose some i suppose!

: You start picking someone else's nose. Dear God. Please please say you do this too?! Dexter gets so much food up his nose now he is chowing down on solids, that little bits of food dry up in his nostrils. So along comes mommy and, well, picks them out. Gross i know, but I can't just leave him with spaghetti bolognese dried up in his nose as if he has had some sort of tomato based nosebleed! That's my justification anyway and I'm sticking to it!

: You get poo on you...and wee...and puke...and snot...and dribble. Want a baby? Don't be squeamish! There is no time in the day for squeamish, seriously. Dexter deliberately wipes his nose on my shoulder if he feels the need,as if I am a giant Kleenex. So please don't rush out to buy expensive clothes, unless you like to accessorise with a nice brooch made of vom. Graphic but true! 

: You will sing row row row your boat until the words have literally lost all meaning. It may be a different song or activity for you and your little one, but Dexter would happily have me holding his hands and rowing that boat all day long if he was my boss. Which he kind of is now... Oh god.

: You'll know all of the words to theme songs from cbeebies. Special mention to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse too, as Dexter is obsessed! Also, Jake and the Neverland Pirates, Sophia the First etc... Why do they make them so flipping catchy? 

: You keep an absurd amount of your child's favourite programme in your sky planner, just incase they have a meltdown. Dexters is Bing, and we have quite possibly every episode ever televised saved. Bing has helped us through teething tantrums and bedtime sleep fighting, and we are eternally grateful! 

: You don't have a bath or shower until after lunchtime...or at high speed while your little one is taking a nap. Sad but true. Some days it can even be hard to just get dressed, especially if your little one is having a particularly bad day. I have found this more so when Dexter is teething, as he becomes king of the grumps!

:You can never get anything done! I personally wake up every morning and think 'right, i'll get this done today'. Just imagine i'm enthusiastically gesticulating towards a pile of washing and you'll get the picture. (FYI, i never enthusiastically gesticulate). Then, before i know it, it's 3pm, i'm covered in dribble and food debris with absolutely no jobs checked off my list. Not even one! This is pretty much every day. Oh no, wait, the other day i had the privilege of folding laundry while Dexter had a nap. And so concludes the jobs i have been able to get done this week.

Let's not forget, however, the positives in parenting. There are many of them which are often overlooked. Let's face it, it's a lot funnier telling someone about the time you got poo on your cheek than going on and on about how angelic they are when they're sleeping and showing everyone a slideshow of your album entitled 'Mommy's little soldier'. But you know what? Let's go there! Let's have a little gloat at how wonderful our kids are. We all do it... When they're asleep and we have had a glass of wine. Here goes...

:You will laugh a ridiculous amount. You will laugh until your jaw aches and you think you might wee yourself a little bit if you don't get to the loo in the next 5 seconds. Let's face it, from an early age, kids are bloody hilarious! Dexter just has to pull a face and i'm howling. And he now has a habit of laughing whenever i'm laughing. So, much to Lee's annoyance, i laugh for much much longer as i then start laughing at Dexter laughing at me. I'm sure you get my drift! Lee can never hear anything on the telly at all. Sorry Lee!

Just a couple of photos I save on my phone for a giggle when I need it!

:Although i moaned about it earlier, you actually start to enjoy watching kids tv because it makes your little one happy. I love the beaming smile on Dexters face every time he hears the opening titles for 'Bing'. Dex really really loves that bunny!

:You will kill people for a toy that your child wants. Now, this point goes way way back to when i was little and i remember my parents scouring the toys r us stores of the uk for a baby all gone doll. If you don't know what baby all gone is, you are seriously missing out. Remember the doll with a perm who stunk of cherries? Yes, i was obsessed with her! She actually ate cherries!! It wasn't a retractable spoon or anything, she ate them and that's the end of it! So, anyway, this particular doll was toy of the year and she was like gold dust to get hold of. Bear in mind this was in the days before the internet so my Mom had my Dad ringing around every toy shop going, just incase they had one going spare. I even remember visiting a fair few toy shops during their quest, but leaving empty handed. I did, however, finally get her on my birthday. It was 4 months after christmas, but the photo my Mom put in my photo album of little old me grinning from ear to ear and clutching my dolly is priceless to her. And now i get it. Now i understand why they did all that searching and ringing around. It was to put a smile on my face. And, looking at Dexters cute little grin, i totally appreciate how important that is. Which is why we bought Dexter a 'my friend Bing' toy on the day it was released as we were worried they would sell out. It's been put away until his birthday, but it's ready and waiting to put a big beaming smile on his face.

:You still feel a little flutter inside when you've washed your little ones clothes and you hold them up to see how tiny they are. I still find it so sad that Dexter can't fit into 0-3 months rompers anymore, and the realisation that it won't be long before he's walking and getting about himself is hitting hard. Being a parent is bittersweet. You spend everyday amazed at what new and exciting thing your little one has learnt, but at the same time, you wish time would rewind or at least pause long enough for you to take everything in before they're all grown up.

And so concludes my parental observations...for now! It would be nice to hear about your little ones and what things you have found bizarre or unexpected when becoming a parent. They're odd little creatures, kids. But do you know what? They're our odd little creatures! And they're bloomin' amazing...

...at times 😂

Until next time! 

Laura Xxx

Wedding with a baby

So Thursday 28th May 2015 brought the day of my cousin Rachaels' wedding to her partner, Tom. Prior to the day itself, i had already had a miniature meltdown about whether we needed to bring Dexters high chair or not and had duly discussed this on Facebook with my big sister, Rachaels' big sister and another one of my cousins, Jodi and Rachael herself. FYI, the conclusion was that they thought the venue would provide them...but we brought it with us anyway...just incase. 

We also brought pretty much everything but the kitchen sink. Having not attended a wedding with a baby before, i found myself packing a crazy amount of stuff to try and keep him entertained incase any teething related tantrums ensued. Lee and i also had the obligatory 'have we got everything/where the hell is that/i'm dead stressed/the baby is having a tantrum' pre wedding argument. Peace was restored when we finally got everything in the car though!

The venue itself was beautiful, but we knew that already as it's the venue we had chosen for our evening reception...whenever we actually save up enough to actually book it! We travelled up the long driveway and saw the picturesque house appear in the distance. We pulled up and waited for a short time until we saw my parents, sister, nieces and nephew pull up, followed by my Uncle Dave, Auntie Jackie and cousin Natalie. It's been a long time since our family last had a proper get together, so i had been really looking forward to the day. Not to mention seeing my cousin in her wedding dress!

My cousin Rachael was one of my closest friends growing up. She is only 18 months older than me and, even though she has always been little miss bossy (she will admit this herself), i love her to pieces! I have so many funny memories of childhood sleepovers, birthday parties and family barbecues with her and my other lovely cousins. My family is far from perfect, but these wonderful memories are perfect to me and can make me smile when i'm feeling particularly down in the dumps.
I will always remember her obsession with having a midnight feast every time we had a sleepover...and the fact that she decided chocolate ready brek in a glass would be a decent snack. That was until she knocked hers all over her brand new carpet then tried to cover it with a rug. It would have been a genius plan if my Uncle Ian hadn't decided to hoover her room the next morning. Awkward!
I also remember how she was completely fearless and absolutely nothing seemed to bother her. She had a flat roof just outside her bedroom window and thought absolutely nothing of leaping out of the window onto said roof...then lying down if anybody came out of the house so they couldn't see her!

Cue embarrassing photo!
Rachael and I at my sisters 21st birthday party (it was a 1970's theme).
We would have been 9 and 10 here.

There were also the times when Rachael was really caring, like the time i projectile vomited in the video shop. Yes, it was one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. In my defence i was about 10 and had a tummy bug...but there was no way in hell Rach and I were calling time on our sleepover! Despite the fact the woman behind the counter went a bit green around he gills at the sight of my vom all over her videos, Rachael helped me to the loo behind the counter to clean me up. She was absolutely laughing her head off, but still helped me all the same!

It's so weird to think that we're all grown up now and both have our own children and separate lives, but i still think about these daft times we had together as kids. Seeing Rachael in her wedding dress made me feel so proud to be her cousin and so pleased that she was happy! I have to admit, it was a tad embarrassing when we were asked to speak now if there was any lawful reason why they couldn't be married and Dexter decided that was the right time to fart. Luckily, it wasn't one of his loudest ones so we just about got away with it i think!

After the ceremony, we all moved outside and had drinks on the patio while Rachael and Tom had photos taken. Luckily, the weather was beautiful so no umbrellas were needed! We were then ushered into the beautiful ballroom for the wedding breakfast. The food was absolutely amazing!
Dexter was feeling special as he had his own place card and high chair ready and waiting for him.

Lee and Dexter looking suave in their suits


Overall, the whole day was amazing from start to end. I always think it feels much more special being at the wedding of someone who you're close to or have a lot of history with as you're genuinely so happy for them. Dexter must've sensed the happiness as he was a little diamond all day, even smiling for everyone and falling asleep at 7pm during the disco! And yes, it was a pain in the ass lugging a gigantic baby bag around the place for ages, not to mention a baby who seemed to get heavier and heavier as the day progressed! I wouldn't have it any other way though :)

So here's to the happy couple, Rachael and Tom Bradbury. May they live a long and happy life together. And if you're reading this, thank you for inviting us to be a part of your special day. It was magical :)

The happy couple


Until next time,
Much love, Laura Xxx

Guess who's back?!?

Helloooo! It's been so long! I'm so sorry i haven't written a post in absolutely ages. I have no excuse, just the fact that i really lost my head when it came to fitting my blog into everyday life. I am definitely going to try and assign at least 15 minutes a day to writing a post, even if it's just part of a post, so that i can keep you all up to date and keep my blog nice and fresh!
So, how have you been? I have written a few posts that i haven't posted yet, all about what i have been up to during the blogging hiatus (that's a posh word for 'took a break and completely lost the plot!)
I am so excited about starting afresh with my blog and staying dedicated to writing. It's something i've always loved doing and the reason i started my blog in the first place!
Keep your eyes peeled for more posts very very soon!
until next time,
Laura xxx



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